tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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