Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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