Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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