you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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