We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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