Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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