If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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