somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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