Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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