Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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