super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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