you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
We need to rekindle our bromance
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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