He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
so much tequila, so little girl.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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