Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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