There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
MIDGETS
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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