We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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