I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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