It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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