you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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