do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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