Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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