You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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