I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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