Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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