what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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you had me at cake vodka
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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