I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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