I love black thongs
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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