everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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