you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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