He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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