I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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