oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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