Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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