You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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