i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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