I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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