somebody snuck up and got me drunk
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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