I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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