were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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