Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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