the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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