Midget sex pt 2 tonight
People in love make me want to vomit
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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