You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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