So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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