Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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