was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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