didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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