Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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