i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
This is not my ceiling
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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