I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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